WARNING: Hysterical laughter has been shown in several cases to lead to severe dehydration!

*Now Serving*: Popcorn, Giant Pretzels, Nachos, and Hot Dogs!

No worries!  Our bartenders and waitstaff are at your service, providing the finest selections in beverages.  From domestic and imported brews, cocktails galore, non-alcoholic treats, to our infamous specialty drinks, we're sure to have exactly what you need to quench your thirst!

We've provided a sample copy of our menu below. 

(Subject to change at any time.)