WARNING: Hysterical laughter has been shown in several cases to lead to severe dehydration!

No worries!  Our bartenders and waitstaff are at your service, providing the finest selections in beverages.  From domestic and imported brews, cocktails galore, non-alcoholic treats, to our infamous specialty drinks, we're sure to have exactly what you need to quench your thirst!

We've provided a sample copy of our menu below. 

(Subject to change at any time.)